Today is the Day America was born....?

and also the day that the farmer, who sowed the corn, fed the , the crowed in the morn, that woke the Priest, all shaven and shorn, married the man, all tattered and torn, who kissed the maiden, all forlorn, who milked the cow that pled the horn, that tossed the dog that worried the cat, who killed the mice that ate the malt, that lay in the House that Jack built. How do you intend to celebrate both events?